Jun 19, 2013

Time to twist the tongue

Here's some exercise for your tongue today...

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand" ... But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

Jun 11, 2013

Random Facts about Gujjus

Copied from Ektz !

Warning - You need to be Gujju or know some Gujju to enjoy this...

1. You have an uncle who tells you his contact number is chaar so be ogan syt ekaavan – 4025951
2. Every autowala, taxiwala, grocerywala is our kaka.
3. We never go to office, we go to HOFFIS!
4. The first rule of money – never use your own!
5. “Su navi juni” is our version of wassup?
6. Be it seven in the morning or 1 am, gaathiyas are always welcome.
7. We are all a fan of Dakshaben aka Ketaki Dave’s “Ararararara….”
8. We keep an “ELARAM” to wake up in the morning.
9. No party is over without a round of GARBA.
10. We all love golas, but ice creams have a special place in our hearts (and in our fridges as well).
11. We call all types of noodles “Meggi”!!!
12. When someone asks about a person, we say GENTLEMAN MANAS 6! ( Chay )
13. “Shaanti rakhi ne loi peeyo!” is our best possible slang.
14. We don’t know any place in the world called Delhi, apne to bas DILLI aj javanu!
15. We have a PhD in bargaining by birth..
16. We can speak any language of the world in Gujarati!
17. We don’t have feelings, we have FILLINGS!!!
18. Jai Shri Krishan = Hello and Aavjo = Good bye
19. Generally our conversations begin with kem 6, maja ma ne, and end with, koi saaru investment batavo ne…
20. We shout our guts out on international calls, thinking they can hear us better that way.
21. A gujju would have business on his mind from the time he turns 18 - bahu badha paisa kamavana 6..( chay ).
22. Swimming is not for us – we call it chhabchhabiya.
23. For us electricity never goes – only light does!!!!
24. We don’t call people, we COAL them.
25. Next time someone irritates you, you say TEL PEEVA JA.

Jun 3, 2013

My first day at school

Till morning both mom and dad were confused whether I should be attending my first day of Montessori or not... I am having fever and running nose.. (Damn! Bangalore has suddenly turned very cold). I got up only at 9.15am and my school time is supposed to be at 9.30am. My snacks box is not packed and I am in no mood to do anything but to cry.... which anyway I did whole night. Suddenly thing changed... dad-mom decided to ask me if I want to go and I said 'Yes'...

Next 15 mins, I don't know how mummy managed to do all, but I had brushed my teeth, got my new dress... my box was packed with Mango and I was all set to go for my first day of Montessori. As always, there has to be photo shoot before any big event so that I can enjoy it when I grow up... so here's my pose..

First day of Montessori
At 9.30am I was at school and before mom could even say bye... I rushed inside to play. Being first day, Montessori was going to be only for an hour. Mummy was not supposed to come inside, so she left after dropping me there..

I don't know, why all kids were crying, so even I cried sometime in between seeing them... that is what Aunty told to Mummy when she came back to pick me up.

So now I am grown up boy...


Jun 1, 2013

Param is starting Montessori at Growing Miracle

It's been 17 month since Param's birth. Each passing day is becoming a new experience.

Today attended the first meet for parents at Param's Montessori. He is going to start his first experience of school from this Monday. Ok, after today's parent orientation, I understand it is not school in a sense.. it is Montessori.

Here's the snap of his first school... err.. Montessori... Growing Miracles..

Aadhaar number

I am not sure how many of you enrolled for Aadhaar and out of that how many of you got the card actually? For me it has been the same status from last 6 months....

"Your Aadhaar number is under generation. Please check back after few days"

Though one smart thing they have done is in registering complaint. Once you register complaint, next time you will not be able to register any complaint. As message will pop up stating that complaint is already registered under this enrollment ID. Excellent thing to avoid multiple and increasing complaints.

(Cartoonist - Ramprasad)